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I did not know how but everyone was calling me MR. PRESIDENT.

For a moment I got scared when I saw Nana Addo, Ayariga, Rev Owusu Bempah and Mahama being warned by JJ Rawlings, "you are lucky H.E. Cute Yiadom did not kill you but wants to keep you people healthy, so you will be doing 600 press up every day for 4 years"

I began laughing when I saw the look on the short man's face as for the one-time president di33 he was still smiling because of Tracy Boakye one of the cleaners. 

Whiles walking away, I saw Kennedy Agyapong, Asiedu Nketial and John Dumelo arranging chairs.

 I stopped and began looking around when I heard Honourable Ken calling me Sir-sir, he ran to me with his hands behind him saying; "Mr. President your vice president Clementon Suarez and the religious minister Shatta Wale just entered your Royal Hall"

"Thank you honourable Ken" I said

"Mr. President now am called crazy Ken wai, please call me that"

It was too good to be true so I kept whispering to myself; “God, please don't let this to turn out to be a dream. I am enjoying this moment"

And when I entered the Royal Hall, I nearly fainted when I saw Hajia 4real, Becca, Nana Ama McBrown, Rev Obofuo and Bawumia's wife, Lydia Forson, J. Dumas, Peace Hyde, and almost all the celebrities in Ghana with medium watermelon pair of breasts and GA girl ass was there.

They were all in kente bikini and smiling to me. They were all mine to enjoy and I was going to because I mean them rough.

Akua Donkor, John Boadu and the other waiters were asked to go out by my Religious Minister, Shatta Wale. I whispered to myself "M3 di mu boga Die rof"

Whiles I began to smile walking towards those tempting body with nipples smiling at me with my hard-big-willing in between my thighs, I heard a faint voice behind me

WAKE UP and help, about three times. when opened my eyes, there was Soscket sitting beside me on my bed sweating. "do you have extra condom?" he asked

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I saw general mosquito eyeing me, John Dumelo giving me pepsodent smile but the gaze from Mzbel and Tracey got me thinking yet I was not moved.

H3333 then Victoria Hammer came to my table; she now has everything extra than before.

She asked ‘’sir, are you OK now?’’ I said nothing only to have my eyes signing my autograph on her watermelon boobs.

‘’swift opposition doggy won’t be bad in the washroom’’ I whispered to myself.

Then Professor Naana Opoku Agyemang came out to give a long speech and so many unnecessary complements just to introduce her running mate.

Finally, after 45 minutes I heard this

‘’I am privilege to appoint CUTE YIADOM as my running mate’’

H333 I nearly fainted but the thought of J. J shaped and gave me vhim.

The party executives could not sit but to stand and clap for the big brain CUTE YIADOM who will be teaching Bawumia simple lessons.

Whiles I was being ushered to stand by my presidential candidate by the babies with sharp teeth I saw the signal by the Ahowi brothers although Tsatsu kept staring at mosquito whiles I was taking my unstable steps.

A began smiling although I was hearing all the wicked and uncomfortable whisperings.

Its funny General mosquito wished it was him although he knew Allotey Jacob was man enough than he is.

But hey who need mosquito at the JUBILEE HOUSE?

Then I heard Ofosu Kwakye asking “where from him too?”

I felt Yaw Boateng  Gyan’s anger but hey JUBILEE HOUSE is not for too known people.

I saw Anita Desoso whispering “I LOVE U” she thinks I am in for grey hair anaaaa?

Before I could deliver my acceptance and appreciation speech a lot came into my mind.

“Will I be JM or Amissah Arthur in the near future?”

After thanking my leader Professor Naana Opoku Agyemang, I saw JM running around shouting “leave me alone Fante ghosts leave me alone” Allegedly the reason why he stepped down was he claimed two Fante ghost has been chasing him physically and in his dreams too.

J. J could not stop laughing out.

Whiles delivering my speech I felt someone tapping me then I heard HAY WAKE UP and go and urinate the car won’t stop again.

I realized I was in a car going to Kumasi.





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I never knew I was fearsome like that until I heard JOHN MAHAMA mentioned my name. Nana Addo the fellow Ghanaian man fainted, Bawumia di33 I saw the fear in his eyes, knowing he has finally met his meter.

Sir John and Kennedy Agyapong Eeei hahaha sweating like Bulldog when Ghana police went to picked him up.

When I turned to my right hand, it was beautiful like the smile of Mrs. BAWUMIA, I saw JJ smiling but his daughter was UPSET. John DUMELO, that v8 guy looked upset but I ignored it and focused on my general de GENERAL mosquito who kept clapping for me.

Then I heard Mr. BEAUTIFUL screaming congratulations oo, on your nomination. I smiled because the first thing that came into my mind was my dream MANSION with 50 rooms and 45 presidential sweets.

I thought of ending Patapaa’s career because he could not use his face to scare Corona virus. As for Lucky Mensah, Socrates Sarfo and the EC boss di33 they should start obtaining citizenship from Kenya.

And then I will deport Reggie Rockstone for dissing my icon Shatta Wele. I will date Hajia 4real and Lydia Forson.

And I will also lobby for ministerial appointments for AKUAPEM Pollo, DKB and Councillor Lutterodt when we win the election.

There was a big smile on my face until I saw professor Atta Mills and Ammisah Arthur wiping the tears running down their faces. 

 Then I saw Reverend Owusu Bempah eating waakye in a jug with smiles. I said it in mind '' you this NPP pastor I will plant wee on U p333 and...''

Then I heard a voice saying HEY WAKE UP do you want to die?

When I opened my eyes I was sitting behind Okada man in traffic.


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After my good friends Abraham, Peter, Job, Sarah, David, Isaac and the rest appointed me to sit on the judgment throne for 24 hours, JJ Rawlings was also appointed to prepare me mentally for the task ahead.

On the de day I gave Judas a pass because thanks to him my Kwahu people have Easter as their festival.

I quickly dealt with Yaa Pono, Shatta Wale, and Samini.

Then I began laughing when I saw Councillor Lutterodt, Sir John, Asiedu Nketial, Afia Schwarzenegger and A-Plus. I got up with my infinity pain rode to welcome them.

On my way I saw Prophet 1 hiding behind Rev. Obofuor and Obinim on his knees begging Ken Agyapong.

I was furious because I was supreme; I returned to my seat, I called Kwaku Ninja to bring them.

I could not stop laughing because they were all on their knees begging. I signalled Terry Bonchaka to sing Asem Ben ni for me.

After dancing with Naomi and Judas I went for the book of life. I did not look through it for long because I know them and what they did on earth.

 The moment” I said because of your deed, actions and thought you will spend forever in…”

I did not finish when I heard a sweet rhythm, I thought it was God coming to congratulate me. 

My eyes opened and I realized it was my phone ringing when I checked, it was 6060 from AirtelTigo


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Dr. Kwame Nkrumah was there smiling with his ever green Fatiah, JJ was with Nana Kunadu.

I was glad to see Shatta Wale, Bolaray, Councillor Lutterodt and Bawumia part of the ushering crew. 

Beside me was Akuffo Addo, Mahama and Osei Kwame Despite whiles Kwame Sefa Kai cleans the little water on my face.

Then the Reverend joins us, I was not surprised to see DKB but I was shocked to see Prophet 1, Patapaa and Rev Obofuor behind the microphones.

Then Rev. DKB asked us to welcome the bride.

Damn, I was too lucky, I was quickly up when I saw Peace Hyde but I was calm again when Akuffo said “relax boy she is going to be on your bed forever”

Reverend DKB gave one of the best sermon ever shared that I know Pastor Mensah Otabil will be using in the near future.

After saying my vows, I ejaculated whiles putting the ring on her but only Mahama saw it.

Then my sexy ever hot bride set to say her vows “handsome and ever priceless treasure my Cute_Yiadom. I am privileged for these. I will love you forever and ever. My heart and body are yours”

When I heard _my body is yours…_ I got erected again because I was chopping her in my mind.

Then after putting the ring on me Reverend DKB shouted “now you can suck her pair of juicy Walewale breasts”

She gladly removed both breast for me as her nipples stared back at me. I held it with a 18+ intention to make Edem and funny face jealous. 

When I got hold of the warm soft juicy boobs and about to bury the nipples in my mouth I heard HEY WAKE UP let me pass. 

When I opened my eyes I realized I was in trotro and the guy sitting beside me wanted to alight.


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On the VVIP invitation given to me by Beyoncé

SHATTA WALE weds AJ SARPONG

I was not thrilled until I saw It’s a bikini distin. 🤐Sharbo sharbo I got the most fastest resurrection in between my legs ever. H333 Eshun, Peace Hyde, Afia Odo, Sister Afia, Hajia for Real, Lydia Forson, Adina, Yvonne Nelson, Wendy Shay dem all go be there. Eeei then I began imagining them in g-string bikini with nipples only bra.

 I fast-forwarded my imagination with Moesha Buduong in a private area of the pool. Damn standing behind Dr Obengfu creation holding my ABC mini bottle enjoying LEVEL by the groom was more than ish. 

When I got a slim chance under the water to worship p3 then someone screamed out ‘’Yiadom, HEY WAKE UP. 

When I opened my eyes I was on my fiancée’s bed still charged up and her brother was standing in front of me. Then he asked akonta did you bring your charger?

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When I opened my email I saw the same message sent to me 120 times.

It was a signed pdf message from the president of almost all the powerful nation.  Then I saw YOUR BLOOD IS THE CURE FOR COVID 19.

The most important part of the message was

LIST WHAT YOU NEED FROM THE WORLD

While writing what I need;

1. Wipe all Ghana dept.

2. Banish Mahama, Shatta Wale, Obinim and Nana Addo from earth

3. Make DKB the president of Ghana for 34 years

4. Van Dam, Rambo, Jet Lee, Commando, and Bill Gate should naturalize to be Ghanaians

5. I need £6 billion, 17 luxurious 15 star apartments and…

Then I heard someone saying

HEY WAKE UP we have reached Kaneshie; it was that stupid mate I fought with because he wanted to cheat me.

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